Bros:
- don't pronounce the g's at the end of verbs
- wear pre-frayed brimmed hats
- wear berkenstock sandals
- wear abercrombie water polos
- wear upside down visors
- go to the gym to socialize rather than work out aka go to the omni
- wear hats that are the same brand as their underwears
- have blowouts
- make nouns into verbs
i.e. i'm hungry, let's go "grub" it up
- add "it up" to every statement as shown above
- know their friends' halo gamertags by heart
- listen to jack johnson, dave matthews, or incubus
- wear button down shirts fully unbuttoned
- know the business hours of the hookah bar
- don't do their homework because the swells are so gnarly
- interrupt a good conversation to mention that whatever you're talking about is "better when you're drunk"
- have chinstraps that look penciled in
- hang out with girls from other schools because they can't get with the ones from their own
-are forced to skip practice because of their weekly banjo lesson
- refer to Mcdonald's as "24"
-add "ster" to every word
i.e. i would love to smoke a stogster right now
- leave their sunglasses on their heads/around their necks whatever time of day it is
- use phrases like "let's chill" or "we chillin it up?"
- know how to play every sublime song on the guitar
- do the pinky and thumb shake
- say they surf even though they've never owned a board
- play gamecube every day

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